Honorable Mention - Hubble telescope fixed by 'jiggling it around' after gyroscope failed
9 - Michigan Airport electrician attacks colleague over microwave use argument
8 - Canadian doctors to start prescribing museum visits for various ailments
7 - HBO to hire intimacy coordinator to overlook all sex scenes
6 - Swedish man sues Elvis Presley's Graceland for hurting his marriage
5 - Pearson Airport in Toronto says cannabis disposal bins are not "free weed" containers
4 - Babysitter found drunk, without pants on street
3 - Woman tries to bite off man's genitals and then charges cops on all fours
2 - Navy apologizes after pilots recorded leaving penis-shaped flight path over Salton Sea
1 - Woman from Mexico removes belly button and send it to ex-boyfriend as present