- Honorable Mention - One government scientist confirms that UFOs are real
- 9 - Woman saves date's life after he has heart attack on date
- 8 - Man fined $124 for kicking seagull that stole his burger
- 7 - German triathlete banned from sushi restaurant after eating 100 plates of sushi
- 6 - English police station makes tiny vest for bunny that is on staff
- 5 - New Guinness Book of World Records record released
- 4 - Ig-Nobel Prizes announced
- 3 - Paris sets out public urinals across city
- 2 - Man fakes Down syndrome to get female caregivers to change his diaper and bathe him
- 1 - Uranus, Missouri to release newspaper called Uranus Examiner