I'm sorry.
I lied.
I told you that you were free from this torture until the next season of The Bachelor got started.
I was wrong.
Today we bring you a special edition of The Bachelor Report with Petros Papadakis because we now know who the next bachelor will be...
Colton!
Remember the virgin?
Yep, that guy.
Does he seem like a nice enough guy?
Sure, why not.
But, does he have anything to say other than the fact that he's a virgin?
Nope, not even a little bit.
And who cares about his virginity?
And yet we're still talking about it...
Again, I apologize.
But, if you do care, Petros helped us break it all down.
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